February 2009
3 posts
Dan Smith Will Teach You How To Fart The William...
(via pleasedontsqueezetheshaman)
I think I'll take that little bit of inspiration...
inothernews:
Sometimes you just need a kick in the ass, y’know?
January 2009
8 posts
Basil Fawlty
I went to all my favorite places today - Staples, Bed, Bath and Beyond, the Container Store and two fucking Kinkos where there were:
a. no staples in the copier in the first which is an issue if you are making 30 copies
b. no functioning self-serve copiers in the second
As the guy at Old Navy said “Why do they exist?”
Conversation Enders
“What is that?”
“Hoegaarden”
“It looks like what I did in a cup last week at the doctor’s.”
Young girl who wants to be in film feigns interst in senior citizen karoke as she moves away…
December 2008
14 posts
Crank? Bi-polar? What's Wrong With Kids Today?
Hmmm…I have just realized I may have become Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino on this blog - which, btw, everyone should see. Epic, flawed, smart and kick ass.
R.I.P. →
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Holiday Emails. Part 2
Only six today - people must have been out.
Another Theatre Down →
One of the best theatres left downtown, The Ohio Theater is a victim to rising, rents and a capricious Landmarks Commission. The quote from the “friend” in the article is the best:
‘It’ll be a real shame if the legacy of the Bloomberg administration and the boom years is a handful of bland generic populist cultural centers.’”
Happy Holidays Emails
I have deleted 11 “Happy Holidays” messages from my in box today. I am glad some of these people have tenure as they obviously have nothing better to do than torment people they don’t even know with email. I am keeping track of this time and will ask for it to be returned to me when I leave or as a part of our next contract. At least no one has lost their glasses, left their car...
Bob Dylan's Pad →
Best news I have had all day is the Emergency Stop Work Order at the Chelsea Hotel. Too late to save Bob Dylan’s room though, where he wrote “Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands.” I mean, what is wrong with these souless destroyers? Why did they move here? I certainly did not move here from Hooterville for this.
Here is how it looked before. From Gothamist & The Hotel Chelsea...
F-ability
Sex appeal - a mystery? I think not. The thing is, it’s all too absent these days. Would Leo fuck you? No. Would Brad? No. George? Walking the fence. Angelinia? Hell, no…
The thing is if you are a movie star, people are supposed to think they could get fucked. Is it the TMI phenom? Like you know Leo only screws models or it it that they are pitched and imaged to be unattainable?
The Future of Storytelling →
For all of those who were mystified but the second installment of the Pirates of the Carribean franchise. I also blame non-linear editing. You never have to make up your mind. the baby never has to go to bed, hence DVD special features.
